Saturday, December 3, 2011

Day 8 - Women Strike Back

A few days ago, MC and I made homemade playdough for her class. Against my better judgement, I kept a little out in a zip lock bag for her to play with at home.  When she woke up this morning, she found Jimmy had taken some out and played with it. He must have forgotten to put it back and it dried out. RUINED! Surprisingly, she wasn't mad. 

A week of Jimmy's actions with the ladies has finally caught up with him. I knew it had to be coming! The girl's heartbreak, cat fights, and counseling sessions in the end, united them. They rallied together and took care of the situation. Bound and tied up, there Jimmy sits...helpless! I actually heard that after they got him tied up, they presented a gLee-type presentation of Britney Spears, Womanizer, that Ellie choreographed. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall. 

Take a closer look at Jimmy at his lowest moment. Does it make you feel for him, even a little?

Day 7 - Jimmy got a "hankering!"



It seems that while Jimmy went to report back to Santa last night, he made a pit stop at the Elf House Dunkin Donuts. Apparently, it's a lot like the Chickfila Dwarf House? He brought back a few donuts to enjoy with his coffee while doing his elfly duties today.  


MC was none too happy when she found Jimmy with the donuts and coffee today. She told me that he wasn't even supposed to have coffee because he wasn't "old enough!" I guess that no one thought the donut thing through...is it a surprise that a three year old child pitched a fit when she found him with donuts but she had none? (Note to self: Remember not to do sweets next year unless he brings some back for her!)


You may think that Jimmy had a "mild" day when it came to his behavior, but you can think again! We found him hitting on "Marka," (Matthew's Grandmother) He made her a paper flower bouquet to woo her, and it just might have worked. I do see a pretty big smile...  I'm assuming that after the Spin The Bottle incident last night, that he had to move on away from our house to find himself a new "lady friend."  Unbelievable Jimmy! 


I'm afraid that Jimmy might still have quite a few tricks up his sleeve, so come back here tomorrow to find out a few.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Day 6 - Snacks, Spa, & Spin (and I don't bicycle)

When MC found Jimmy devouring her Christmas cookies, she almost cried...seriously! She had the saddest look on her face then said, "it's ok mommy, I will share with him." I don't know if she is just that sweet, or if she was afraid he would report her to Santa. I'd like to the believe the first! Cookies are not the only thing Jimmy got himself in to today...keep scrolling!


After picking MC up from school, we found him creating a home spa with all of my AVEDA products! He used the last of my Dry Remedy Conditioning Treatment, and made a mess with my Hydrating Masque. This elf is unbelievable! 


You would think, after all of the hearts he has broken in the last week that Jimmy wouldn't have a chance, but these girl don't learn. I had a talk with each of them, but later found them playing, "Spin the Bottle" with him. I'm disappointed in them all, and I'm almost to the point of calling Dr. Phil. He may be the only hope!


Join us right back here tomorrow evening, and we'll see where he goes next!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Day 5 - Stop and smell the roses...

Jimmy is a huge fan of The John Tesh Radio Show on the Christmas station. I'm not sure, but I think I've actually heard him call in a few times as an "anonymous" caller. Anyway, John mentioned on one of his recent shows that we should, "stop and smell the roses," Jimmy took him literally. MC went on the lookout as soon as she woke up this morning.

While we were on a lunch date with our friends, Jimmy enjoyed a classic. I had no idea that elves ate marshmallows instead of popcorn while watching movies! Makes sense!

You now know that Jimmy has been burning bridges with all of the ladies in our house.  You'd think that bunny wouldn't fall for it after all of the talk going around, but she did. Jimmy took one of the ornaments off of our tree to use as a disco ball. He set up a nice, "8th grade dance," type setup in our kitchen and lured bunny in. She fell right in the trap! She was left broken hearted and all alone. Jimmy didn't even look back, he just headed straight for Santa!

Head back over here to see what tricks Jimmy has up his sleeve next! 

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Day 4 - There's only room for one elf...

As soon as MC found Jimmy this morning, she came running! She said, "Mommy, Jimmy is in trouble...he is drinking your coke zero!" She knows that just don't touch momma's Coke Zero!

Apparently, Jimmy & Buddy aren't the best of friends at the North Pole. We found Jimmy drawing on Buddy's face today. "There's only room for one elf in this house Buddy!"

All the girls in the house are talking! Jimmy has them all riled up. Tears have been shed since he showed up at our house! I don't think he knew what he was doing when he tried hitting on Ellie. She's not the kind you take home to momma! Before he left to report back to Santa, I heard him singing, Luther Vandross', Endless Love to her. What a crazy little elf!

MC went to visit Santa today, when we left, she was so upset because she forgot to tell him that she wanted a pink puppy. I told her that she had a pink puppy at home, and she replied, "no, I want a real one!":/



We'll see you back here tomorrow!

Monday, November 28, 2011

Day 3 - Jimmy the Angel (or not!)

When Marli Claire woke up, the first thing she did was start looking for Jimmy. She ran from room to room until she found him atop the Christmas Tree. The angel had been overthrown by a sneaky little elf!
Later in the day, we found Jimmy entertaining himself, creating shadow puppets. I have to give it to him, I've never seen anyone create Rudolph! I'm sure they are close friends in the North Pole, so he probably had a lot of practice.
Once again, I caught Jimmy making a move. Jimmy, come on, she's wearing a diaper! 


We will see you all back here tomorrow to find out what kind of trouble Jimmy's getting in to next!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Day 2 - Adventures of Jimmy the Elf

When MC woke up on Day 2, Jimmy was sitting right next to her bed, on top of her pink piano watching her sleep! She was so excited to find him when she opened her eyes. I love to see the "magic" on her face as Christmas approaches.
















When she returned to her room later in the day, Jimmy was sitting on the piano bench, playing a sweet tune. He had somehow, climbed on to the bookshelf, grabbed a few books to boost him up so that he could reach the keys. MC couldn't believe it...she was laughing uncontrollably!
















Last night, before bed, MC found him sitting in her Princess chair in her Ballerina's lap. Jimmy has become quite the ladies man, and is breaking hearts left and right in our house. He played sweet ballerina right before he returned to the North Pole to report back to Santa.
















I had to have a counseling session with her as soon as he left. She's making remarkable progress!











If you want to see what kind of trouble Jimmy got in to next, come back tomorrow!